Whenever I think of something new and awesome to post that doesn’t fit into one of the other spectacularly fantastic categories of posts that I’ve sphinctered out in the past, I have to pretend like it’s a new feature on this blog. So here goes: It’s a new feature! SCRABBLE TIPS. (The word Scrabble is owed by some penile implants who will hunt you down and do awful things to you in bad places if you don’t at least acknowledge that they own the word, but I’m Satan, so fuck them.)
Here are some words that are so awesome, playing them automatically means you win:
BOUFFANCY – Noun form of bouffant.
PANEITY – The state of being bread.
VULVA – Any time you can play vulva, you must.
ZYZZYVA – A weevil.
POGONOTROPHY – The cultivation of facial hair.
FUGACIOUS – Lasting a short time; your boyfriend in bed.
LUBITORIUM – A place where you can … get something lubed.