Comments for What Would Satan Do? http://robotsandlava.com/blog Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:48:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 Comment on Apology: Dick Cheney by Dick « What Would Satan Do? http://robotsandlava.com/blog/2009/06/13/sorry-about-dick-cheney/comment-page-1/#comment-129 Dick « What Would Satan Do? Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:48:34 +0000 http://whatwouldsatando.wordpress.com/?p=112#comment-129 [...] Dick Cheney had a fifth heart attack. How, you’re wondering, is the man still alive? Well, it’s simple: It’s a matter of JOB SECURITY. [...] [...] Dick Cheney had a fifth heart attack. How, you’re wondering, is the man still alive? Well, it’s simple: It’s a matter of JOB SECURITY. [...]

]]> Comment on Seven More Deadly Sins – A How-To Guide for Getting to Hell ASAP by Administrator http://robotsandlava.com/blog/2009/11/14/seven-more-deadly-sins-a-how-to-guide-for-getting-to-hell-asap/comment-page-1/#comment-63 Administrator Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:11:48 +0000 http://robotsandlava.com/blog/?p=150#comment-63 Well, I'm pretty disappointed about this. I figured that you'd derive some enjoyment from inflicting everlasting agony on the Jonas Brothers, but maybe that's not your thing. Plenty of other cats in Hell who'd jump at the chance. Well, I’m pretty disappointed about this. I figured that you’d derive some enjoyment from inflicting everlasting agony on the Jonas Brothers, but maybe that’s not your thing. Plenty of other cats in Hell who’d jump at the chance.

]]> Comment on Seven More Deadly Sins – A How-To Guide for Getting to Hell ASAP by Baal http://robotsandlava.com/blog/2009/11/14/seven-more-deadly-sins-a-how-to-guide-for-getting-to-hell-asap/comment-page-1/#comment-62 Baal Sat, 11 Jul 2009 12:07:23 +0000 http://robotsandlava.com/blog/?p=150#comment-62 While I am willing to accept most of these new rampant highways to the "lower" hereafter, I must protest the Jonas Brother sin. Why? Quite frankly, because I am well aware that they will be sent immediately to my department. Have you seen these guys. Their mere presence will set my horns on end. For the lack of love of the Almighty, NO! I can't handle anymore. I have John Balushi in my office every day as it is. He's not so bad, until he gets stoned. Have you ever had to listen to him for six days straight after he gets stoned. Of course not, he's in MY department. Have some pity for pete's sake. Baal While I am willing to accept most of these new rampant highways to the “lower” hereafter, I must protest the Jonas Brother sin.

Why?

Quite frankly, because I am well aware that they will be sent immediately to my department. Have you seen these guys. Their mere presence will set my horns on end. For the lack of love of the Almighty, NO! I can’t handle anymore. I have John Balushi in my office every day as it is. He’s not so bad, until he gets stoned. Have you ever had to listen to him for six days straight after he gets stoned. Of course not, he’s in MY department. Have some pity for pete’s sake.

Baal

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